La Vie en Curlsz Part One

Recently every outing with the gal pals has started to resemble a sitcom - We have decided the show will be called "Disgruntled: Single, Sassy and Screwed"

The pilot will include various antics the characters find themselves in

• spraying chloroseptic spray at a baseball game when she can't get to the snack bar for a drink
• daily battles with the apartment maintenance men - including the one that thought it's ok to leave explosive diarrhea behind in a tenants toilet
  
• hoping to meet single guys at a game to then be surrounded by geriatrics
  
• exclaiming to the printing guy "just don't screw me"
  
• dealing with an apartment neighbor that has insisted on making the common grounds her front yard
  
• announcing to the coffee shop workers that their system of business is inefficient and ridiculous
• not understanding bean is a symbolic phrase for lesbian thus exclaiming she loves black beans

The pilot ending with the girls enjoying gelato only to then be attacked by a giant flying roach thus ending the evening as they scream and scurry away to their cars - the one friend having been inside and missed the incident has not a clue what happened or why the evening is now over. Cut to credits and music.