The Erotic Handyman?

So I was "shopping" Craig's List today trying to find someone that will come clean out my rat infested storage shed!! And I found this guy - I am still grinning...

I can perform basic handyman services around your house, ranging from installing ceiling fans, new shower heads, energy saving devices to cut on bills, carpet, refinish wood, basic electrical items, etc. At your request, I can do these services in the nude or semi-nude. Email to discuss. Very low and reasonable costs. I am in great shape, 12% body fat, proportionate, handsome. Please email me.

Mom, guess who I'm bringing home for Christmas!


    On 8:48 AM kimmie said...

    Malita - you need to step away from the internet.